Ticket #5032: dumb file.srt

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Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET



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Wooldoor: who's it gonna

be?! Who's it gonna be?!



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Wheeeeee!



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Wooldoor:

the producers decided

to surprise one of us



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With a visit from

a family member.



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I hope it's someone

from my family



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Like flagfred cheesewheel,



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Lintsue brickshade,

or prom-queen dumpsterbaby.



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[speaking japanese]



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Look, everyone!

Someone's coming!



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Clara: the second I saw

the horse and carriage,



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I just knew it had

to be someone from

my kingdom.



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But when I saw it was

the short carriage,

my heart sank.



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Why?! Why did she

have to come?!



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Oh, fuck me.



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[garbled speech]



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Um, everyone, this is

my special cousin bleh.



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Foxxy: no one knew clara



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Had a mentally-challenged

cousin, but it was cool.



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The foxxy five used to perform

for special needs kids,



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And those people got

hearts as big as they

oversized foreheads.



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<i>"I am sam is a well-written

and exceptionally well-acted

tearjerker,"</i>



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<i>Raves adam nayman

of eye weekly.</i>



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What the shoebazzle

was that?



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<i>She, um, only

quotes reviews from

the movie I am sam.</i>



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Huh?

Hmm.



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Well, this has

been fun. Bye!



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Well, i've never seen

someone that slow

go that fast.



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Oh, yeah! Give it up!



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Yeah!



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[speaking japanese]



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Oh, poor ling-ling.

He's so disappointed

his father didn't show.



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Oh!



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Oh, sweetie,

i'm so sorry your

father's not coming.



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We still love ya!

Don't we, toot?!



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Fine!



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[kiss]



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Ling-ling,

you taste so weird.



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[giggling]



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[giggling]



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Let's go, bleh.

The coast is clear.



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But after this,

no more potty breaks.



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<i>"I am sam plays like

a made-for-tv weep--"</i>



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Shh!



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I know it seemed

like I was ashamed

of my cousin,



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But nothing could be

further from the truth.



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Aah!

Foxxy:

hey, clara!



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What's up, girlfriend?



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You know,

none of us have

really had a chance



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To hang out

with bleh yet.



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Bleh? What's a bleh?



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Is that one of your

jive words like

"emancipation"?



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No, bleh your cousin.



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Uh, clara?

Why is the lamp drooling?



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I guess to remind us

to conserve electricity.



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Clara, there is

no reason to be

embarrassed by your cousin.



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Embarrassed?

I'm not embarrassed.



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Stop pretending

bleh is a lamp.



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She is not a lamp,

clara.



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She is a real person

with real feelings.



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Foxxy was probably right.



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Damn that ms. Know-it-all!



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I should have killed her

when I had the chance.



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Give me your hand!



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First, give me the ring!



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[kisses]



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Xandir:

it just didn't make sense.



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When we licked ling-ling

last time,



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We got all [bleep]ed up.



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But this time, nothing happened.



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Well, we got a little aroused,



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But not [bleep]ed up.



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Uhh! What's the deal-e-o?



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I don't feel

anything. You?



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Nothing.



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[kisses]



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Hmm. Maybe we have to

eat ling-ling.



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Why is it when

something doesn't work,



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Your first reaction

is to eat it?



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What?! What

are you doing?



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I couldn't find

the remote.



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You know,

there is one person



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Who can figure this out.



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The professor!

The professor!



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[hums]



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Ooh!



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Aha!

[whistle blows]



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Got it.

Hit the lights.



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Here you see

the african camel toad.



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It secretes

a hallucinogen



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Whenever it's scared.



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Ahh!



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Yeah, that's--oh,

I didn't know that.



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When "cool" kids feel

like catching a "buzz,"



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They scare the amphibian

and then lick its skin.



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All the cool kids,

you say?



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Now take ling-ling,

the asian trading card

battle monster.



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It creates a similar

hallucinogen



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Whenever it's

disappointed.



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Ahh!

Oh, I want to

be cool!



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So, ling-ling

was experiencing

disappointment



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Due to its

father's absence,



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Then, upon kissing

ling-ling,



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You became...[wacky

noises] technically

speaking.



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So, only when ling-ling

is disappointed, eh? Hmm.



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[screaming]

[alarm]

[siren]



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[bagpipes playing]



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[harps playing]



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[crickets chirping]



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Oh! Don't look,

but corky at 3:00.



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Foxxy: it looked like I got

through to the princess.



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Clara would see that

there ain't no reason

to be ashamed of bleh.



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We all adults.



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Dude, let's egg

the trainable.



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Mind if we

join you guys?



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No, no, no.

Of course not.



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Don't be stupid.



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[both snicker]



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[eggshells crack]



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Man, clara's cousin

is so hot!



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<i>Damn! She's like

retarded hot!</i>



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[whimpers] sam! Aah!



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Clara: i'm really glad

I brought bleh



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Down to hang out

with everyone.



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They treated her

like she was one

of the gang.



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I hadn't seen bleh

have this much fun



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<i>Since they cancelled

the pretty, shiny

object show.</i>



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You sure you don't

want to stay and

play a few rounds?



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Nah, it's getting late,

and we don't want to

intrude on guy time.



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'night!



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<i>"I am sam works magic

'cause of penn,"</i>



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<i>Raves lou lumenick

of the new york post.</i>



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I go first.

Whee!



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Holy shit!



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She is so hot!



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Oh, spanky.



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What? Oh. Ok.



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[kiss]



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Oh, that bleh, man.



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I would totally dip

my wick in that.



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Listen, dude. No matter

how hot she is,



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You would not

punch holes in a sped.



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Oh, hell,

yeah, I would.



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I mean, she's

the perfect girl.



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All the sweater meat

of a regular chick



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And half

the pillow talk.



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[kiss]



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Man, you're all talk.



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Look, I got 20 large

that says you won't

sleep with her.



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Make it 50

and you're on.



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Oh, ha ha!

Wheeeeeee!



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Hey, if you're gonna

be gay about this,

you can't play.



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Sorry.



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[kiss]



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Fine. 50 bucks says you

won't have sex with bleh.



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Easy money.



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Captain hero is

gonna show you guys



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What being a real man

is all about.



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All: triple kiss!



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[kisses]



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[snarls]



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[speaking japanese]



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¶ ling-ling

into battle go ¶



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¶ fulfill destiny

of the soul ¶



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¶ all the children sing ¶



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Kids: ¶ kill,

kill, kill, kill,

die, die, die ¶



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¶ kill, kill,

kill, kill... ¶



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Wait, ling-ling.

It's just us.



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We're not really

a 3-headed, acid-spitting

needle monster.



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[speaking japanese]



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Oh.



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Oh, no, ling-ling.



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Instead of

cheering you up,



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We accidentally

disappointed you.



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Oh, poor baby.



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Triple kiss!



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Oh! Hee hee!

[kisses]



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[sighing and giggling]



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[knocks]



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Clara:

I found it a bit odd



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That captain hero

wanted to take bleh

out on a date,



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And it was

my responsibility



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To make sure his

intentions were pure.



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So, captain hero, is it?



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Oh. Heh heh! Yeah?



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Coming to take

my little bleh out



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For a night

on the town, eh?



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You know, I don't

know what'd I do



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If anything happened

to my little bleh.



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Yes, ma'am.

I mean, no, ma'am.



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Son, do you know

what it's like



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To kill a man with

your bare hands?



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I do.



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I...



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Oh!



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Here's bleh now!



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¶ there she is... ¶



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Wow! You look...

Stunning.



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<i>"I am sam's dakota

fanning is worth the

price of admission."</i>



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[blow dart]



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Ow! What the hell?!



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A little

added protection.



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You'll get the antidote

when I get my bleh back.



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[all giggling]



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Hey, ling-ling,

you excited for

christmas?



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Too bad there's

no such thing

as santa claus!



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I bet you're

disappointed.



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Oh.



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[laughs]



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Hey, look what

I found in your ear!



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Is it a quarter?



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Oh, no!

It's a tumor!



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Oh.



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[slurps]



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[giggles]



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Hey, ling-ling,

you excited for

christmas?



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Oh, no!

It's a tumor!



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Oh.



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[slurps]



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¶ girly, girly,

girly, girly... ¶



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[bleh shouts happily

and incoherently]



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Captain hero:

yes, I was confident



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That by the end of the

night, i'd have another

notch on my utility belt



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And 50 bucks in my pocket.



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Then I realized

something. Bleh...



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She was really special,



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But not like in

a retarded way,



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In a traditionally

special way.



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¶ did you ever know

that you're my hero? ¶



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Oh!



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Ok!



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¶ you're everything

I wish I could be ¶



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¶ I could fly higher

than an eagle ¶



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[both giggle]



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Sam.



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I don't like

these things.

They scare me!



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¶ beneath my wings ¶



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Eeeeeeh! Aah! Sam!

¶ oh, oh, fly ¶



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¶ so high

against the sky ¶



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¶ so high I almost... ¶



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Bleh, you are the wind

beneath my wings.



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"contrived, manipulative,



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<i>And shamelessly

sentimental," raves peter

travers from rolling stone.</i>



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Hey, ling-ling,

I got a penny.

No, I don't.



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[licks dry fur]



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[rattles]



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[bam bam]



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[licks dry fur]



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Whoa, guys. Guys!



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Ling-ling is

totally kicked!



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What?!



252

00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,209

[pants]



253

00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,978

[licks dry fur]



254

00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,747

Don't hold out

on me, man.



255

00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,449

I need my fix.

Come on! Please,

man, come on!



256

00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,618

What do you want?

I'll do anything!



257

00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,253

I'll suck your dick!



258

00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,556

Ooh! Ooh, sam!



259

00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,991

Hee hee!

Shh!



260

00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861

Are you crazy?

They'll hear us!



261

00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,764

Captain hero:

bleh and I got home way

past midnight.



262

00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,701

I was like, we are gonna

get in so much trouble!



263

00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,672

So, this was

really fantastic.



264

00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,842

Um, I,

uh...Good night.



265

00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,777

[kiss]



266

00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,513

¶ girly, girly,

girly, girly... ¶



267

00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,415

Ahh!



268

00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,951

Hey, super stud.

Did you sleep

with her?



269

00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,453

Dude, back off!



270

00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,922

I did not, as you

so crudely put it...



271

00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,857

"nail her

in the stink tube."



272

00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,592

It's not like that.



273

00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,961

So you kids are

taking it slow?



274

00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:43,996

See what I did

there? I--



275

00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998

You just don't get it,

spanky.



276

00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,299

Nobody gets it!



277

00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,467

[wails]



278

00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,069

[door slams]



279

00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,470

Captain hero:

I was lying in bed,



280

00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,273

Replaying the date over

and over in my head,



281

00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,842

When there was a knock

at the door.

[knocks]



282

00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,776

Who's there?



283

00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,080

Bleh! What are you--



284

00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,983

Listen, bleh,

i'm not that kind of guy.



285

00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:05,984

[pulls pants down]



286

00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,153

Oh, my!



287

00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,057

Oh, no, no, no...



288

00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,293

Leave the helmet on.



289

00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,697

Ahh.



290

00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,433

Clara: that morning,

I woke up feeling great.



291

00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,269

Everyone had accepted

me and my cousin,



292

00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,971

And that was swell.



293

00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,875

Oh, what a glorious day,

isn't it, bleh?



294

00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,877

Bleh?



295

00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,612

Bleh?!



296

00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,683

Captain hero!

Clara, it's not

what you think!



297

00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,684

[gibberish]



298

00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,552

Get up! Get up

right now!



299

00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,856

<i>"I am sam reduces penn to

a mugging embarrassment,"</i>



300

00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,091

<i>Raves mike clark

of usa today.</i>



301

00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,860

I don't care.

Let's go!



302

00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561

Yeeeh...



303

00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,297

Go back to your

cage right now!



304

00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,434

Spanky: well,

look who's doing

the limp of shame!



305

00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,169

You bastard!



306

00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338

Captain hero:

clara totally overreacted.



307

00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,639

I mean, bleh was an adult,



308

00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,374

And completely capable

of making her own decisions.



309

00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,809

Or not.



310

00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,945

Still, I needed to

sit clara down and

explain what happened.



311

00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,948

Clara, I never expected

this to happen.



312

00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,720

It's just that I have

real feelings for her.



313

00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,389

Well...



314

00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,025

¶ there she is ¶



315

00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,295

¶ she's a girl ¶



316

00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,497

If that is the truth--



317

00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,932

It is.



318

00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967

Then i'm truly happy

for the two of you.



319

00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170

You're a good man,

captain hero.



320

00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005

I knew I could

trust you.



321

00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107

Here's the antidote.



322

00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,342

[gulp]



323

00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977

Well, nice work,

captain hero.



324

00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980

Here's the $50

I bet you to have

sex with bleh.



325

00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981

[gasps]



326

00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,049

Yeeeeeh!



327

00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184

Oh, um, I mean, uh...



328

00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655

Here is the $50

captain hero won off me



329

00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291

Because I bet him

he would not have sex



330

00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926

With your

special cousin bleh.



331

00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128

But he did, in fact,

have sex with her.



332

00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564

Oh, yes, he did.

For $50.



333

00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133

Oh, man. Saved it.



334

00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539

Captain hero, I forbid you

to see my cousin ever again!



335

00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,774

Uhh!



336

00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676

I would have been

more pissed at spanky,



337

00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,679

But you know,

I just won $50!



338

00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382

[cash register bell]

ah! Who's your daddy?



339

00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485

Ooh, I like the big one

and that one over there



340

00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,986

And...Ooh!



341

00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,057

Yeah. Hell, yeah!

[girls talking and laughing]



342

00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,925

Ehhhh.



343

00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,394

Ehhhh.



344

00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,362

Ehhhh.



345

00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164

Oh, look at

poor ling-ling.



346

00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932

We've licked

the life out of it.



347

00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234

What should we do?



348

00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235

Poke it harder.



349

00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,236

Uhh!



350

00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,237

[gasps]



351

00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571

Look at me!



352

00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608

I've become the very

thing I hate most.



353

00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576

A guy who pokes things

with sticks?



354

00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181

Oh, we've abused ling-ling

to the point where the

little guy is just numb.



355

00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649

And for what?



356

00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551

To catch a buzz?!



357

00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654

I guess being cool

just isn't worth it.



358

00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,024

["what you already know"

jingle plays]



359

00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293

Come on. We've got to

make this right!



360

00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,396

Sorry, wooldoor.

You stay here



361

00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,899

Until all that ling-ling

is out of your system.



362

00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135

It's gonna be

the hardest thing

you've ever done.



363

00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136

Toodles!



364

00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,405

[slam]



365

00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474

Aah! I can't take it!



366

00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,477

[wacky noises]



367

00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Wooldoor: I can't take it!



368

00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,285

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!



369

00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154

Captain hero:

oh, sure, the money

helped dull the pain,



370

00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692

But later, you know, when

the stores are all closed,



371

00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294

Who do I have

to share it with?



372

00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433

Bleh? No. Not anymore.

Not anymore.



373

00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635

It just wasn't

worth it, spanky!



374

00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705

Bleh, she--

she was special.



375

00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807

What are you--

what are you saying?



376

00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678

Oh, spanky,

I love her.



377

00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018

Then go to her.



378

00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719

Xandir:

we knew what we had done

to ling-ling was wrong.



379

00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,488

Hopefully, this was gonna



380

00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,622

Make it up to that lovable,



381

00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258

Fortune cookie cat thing.



382

00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096

Ling-ling, there's

a special warrior

here to see you.



383

00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,567

[japanese song playing]



384

00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,503

[speaking japanese]



385

00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674

[speaking japanese]



386

00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654

Toot:

sure, we have our issues,



387

00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224

But really, this is

a house drawn together



388

00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659

With love.



389

00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,595

[speaking japanese]



390

00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,753

Yah!

Uhh!



391

00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,189

[slurping]



392

00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991

All right, clara,

where is she?!



393

00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828

Hah! You're too late,

captain jerko!



394

00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630

She left for the front door

well over 2 minutes ago!



395

00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066

You'll never catch her!

Never!



396

00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,202

Oh. Oh, well.



397

00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,903

I guess it wasn't

meant to be.



398

00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939

Easy come, easy go.



399

00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807

Well, i'll be

seeing you, clara.



400

00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143

Wait! Damn you!

I've got to try!



401

00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,578

Yahh!



402

00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448

Captain hero: bleh!

Wait! I'm coming!



403

00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950

Dude, where are you--uhh!



404

00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518

Watch it, pig!



405

00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086

Go get her, man.



406

00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,087

Uhh!



407

00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355

Watch it,

hot black girl!



408

00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157

Go get her, man.



409

00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,895

[muzak playing]



410

00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:56,168

[blissful sighs and moans]



411

00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770

Oh, come on!



412

00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444

Bleh! Bleh!

Bleh! Bleh!



413

00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,812

Oh.



414

00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747

Bleh! Bleh, wait!



415

00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350

Listen, I don't know

what clara told you,



416

00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453

But I love you.



417

00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,555

Yehhhhhhhh.



418

00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,192

[splat]



419

00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127

"one of the year's

10 best!"



420

00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631

"delivers in ways

you never expected!"



421

00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134

Yes, well, maybe

it wouldn't work out.



422

00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637

I mean, we come

from different worlds.



423

00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772

I come from

planet zebulon



424

00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909

And you come from

a mom who drank when

she was pregnant.



425

00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446

Well, farewell,

my sweet.



426

00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,947

Mwah!



427

00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,983

Mnnnh deh

nnnh.



428

00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186

Yeah! She kissed him!



429

00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488

She kissed him!



430

00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657

Ha ha! Ha ha!



431

00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994

Bleh, you nailed

the dry-mouth

from reality tv show!



432

00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264

Well, I guess I owe you

that 50 bucks now.



433

00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801

Oh! 50 bucks! Yeah!



434

00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438

[cash register bell]

ooh, yeah,

who's your daddy?



435

00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908

I like the big one

and I like the one

over there. Ooh!



436

00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245

Yeah. Hell, yeah!

[girls talking and laughing]



437

00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880

Bleh: sam, bye-bye!



438

00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048

Bye-bye, sam!



439

00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150

[choked up] bye.



440

00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854

Good-bye.



441

00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823

You ok, man?



442

00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560

I...Don't know

if i'll ever be ok.



443

00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062

Yeah, i'm sorry.



444

00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031

Hey, you want to go

grab a beer,



445

00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533

Spin it, and kiss

whoever it points to?



446

00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271

No. Not now, spanky.

Not now.



447

00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543

How about now?



448

00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811

Yeah. Ok.



449

00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:51,550

¶ girly, girly,

girly, girly girl ¶



450

00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,052

¶ girl ¶



451

00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,954

¶ girly, girly girl-- ¶



452

00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,128