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3Kids,
4Barney's mom had this blouse
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8that she absolutely loved,
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12<i>but then Robin won it</i>
13<i>in a poker game,</i>
14
154
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17<i>which led</i>
18<i>to some slight awkwardness.</i>
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22You won the battle...
23but I'll win the war.
24
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27Game on, bitch.
28
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31<i>Please, Mom,</i>
32<i>I need you to just be cool.</i>
33
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36Okay, can you do that for me?
37
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40For you, yes.
41
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44And for Robin?
45
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48She's gonna be
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52your daughter in 33 hours.
53
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56Daughter in <i>law.</i>
57
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60Making it illegal
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64for you not
65to treat her like a daughter.
66
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69In-lawyered.
70
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73Please, Mom.
74
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77All Robin wants to do is
78put this whole thing behind her
79
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82so she can get married and
83put this whole thing behind her.
84
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87Ah! Get-this-over-with-quickly
88so-we-can
89
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92move-past-how-awkward-it-was
93that-I-just-said-that five!
94
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97Fine. If Robin's ready
98to bury the hatchet,
99
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102then I guess
103I'm ready to bury the hatchet.
104
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107Morning, bitches.
108Like my new blouse?
109
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112Oh, hell, <i>no!</i>
113No, Mom. Mom!
114
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117Hey, hey, hey, hey!
118
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121<font color=#00FF00>♪ How I Met Your Mother 9x08 ♪</font>
122<font color=#00FFFF>The Lighthouse</font>
123Original Air Date on November 4, 2013
124
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127== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
128<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>
129
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132<i>Kids, not far</i>
133<i>from the Farhampton Inn,</i>
134
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137<i>there's a lighthouse.</i>
138
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141<i>It's a really special place,</i>
142
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145<i>and that morning</i>
146<i>I wanted to see it for myself.</i>
147
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150<i>There was just one problem.</i>
151
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154Look, I'm sorry, Ted, but-but
155
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158I can't in good faith send
159a lonely guy like yourself
160
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163to the top
164of a very romantic,
165
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168and more to the point,
169a very tall lighthouse.
170
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173I don't want your blood
174on my hands,
175
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178and I mean that literally,
179because it would be my job to...
180
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183to hose down the rocks.
184
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187<i>Now, late the night before,</i>
188
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191<i>thanks to Marshall's</i>
192<i>travel companion, Daphne,</i>
193
19443
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196<i>Lily had received</i>
197<i>some unsettling news.</i>
198
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201I'm gonna be a judge.
202
20345
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205<i>Screwing up their</i>
206<i>whole plan to move to Italy.</i>
207
20846
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210<i>She wasn't happy.</i>
211
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214Yes, I'm in a rotten mood.
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218No, I don't want
219to talk about it.
220
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223Yes, this has
224booze in it.
225
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228No, it's not
229my first.
230
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233You want to make this brunch
234a drunch?
235
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238You do you, I'm not gonna judge.
239
24053
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242I'm gonna be a judge.
243
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246Judge.
247
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250Thank you, Linus.
251
25256
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254<i>As for Marshall and Daphne,</i>
255
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258<i>they got caught</i>
259<i>in that big storm.</i>
260
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263<i>Luckily, they had a place</i>
264<i>to crash for the night.</i>
265
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268<i>My childhood home.</i>
269
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272<i>Okay, that sign</i>
273<i>might not have been there.</i>
274
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277Thank you so much for letting
278us stay the night, Mrs. Mosby.
279
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282Oh, it's our pleasure.
283
28463
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286I'm just glad that storm has passed.
287Oh.
288
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291But there's one storm
292that hasn't passed,
293
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296isn't there, Marshall?
297
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300Hey, Clint.
301
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304You know what I'm talking
305about, don't you, Marshall?
306
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309I'm talking about the one
310that's been raining
311
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314cats and dogs all over
315this-this, this friendship.
316
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319This isn't a friendship.
320
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323Oh.
324
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327Nice.
328
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331We're reluctant
332travel companions.
333
33474
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336Well, little known fact
337about me.
338
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341I'm an almost-graduate
342
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345of the Conflict Resolution
346program over at... at Tri-C.
347
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350I even had my own practice
351at Van Aken Plaza
352
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355before the manager
356of the Wendy's
357
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360made me stop hogging the booth.
361
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364The point is,
365I can fix this.
366
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369Oh, I don't know, Clint.
370
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373♪ Gonna resolve some conflicts
374
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377♪ Gonna resolve
378some conflicts ♪
379
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382♪ Gonna make
383a deeper understanding ♪
384
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387♪ Through mediation.
388
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391Okay, you know what?
392We have to hit the road.
393
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396But, um, Mrs. Mosby, do you
397mind if I take this mug?
398
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401I would very much like
402
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405to make fun of Ted
406next time I see him.
407
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410Of course.
411
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414You know, when Ted was seven,
415
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418he and his best friend
419took this Wild West photo
420
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423together at Geauga Lake.
424
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427I could go look for it.
428
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431We really should get going.
432
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435His best friend was a balloon.
436
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439What's a few more minutes?
440
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443Yeah, you're gonna want that.
444
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447So... what's everyone
448doing this morning?
449
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452Oh, well, I kind of feel
453like playing some tennis.
454
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457Maybe we should reserve a court.
458
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461Court.
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465Thank you, Linus.
466
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469Pancakes and eggs, Robin?
470
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473I guess that blouse won't be
474loose and flowy for long.
475
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478Mom...
479
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482Keep talking, Loretta.
483
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486I've been waiting
487all morning to...
488
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491ketchup.
492
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495Oops.
496
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499You're not supposed to put
500ketchup on scrambled eggs.
501
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504Right, Loretta, because
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508you're the queen
509of scrambled eggs.
510
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513Actually, that's
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517exactly what she is.
518
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521When Mom was
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525a groupie in the '70s,
526
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529her scrambled eggs made her the
530darling of the MSG loading dock.
531
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534Lot of songs written
535about those scrambled eggs.
536
537120
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539ZZ Top's "She's Got Legs"?
540
541121
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543Originally "She's Got Eggs."
544
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547Led Zeppelin?
548
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551"Scramble On."
552
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555Steve Miller?
556
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559"The Yolker."
560
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563If you listen to Pink Floyd's
564<i>Dark Side of the Moon</i>
565
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568while eating her eggs,
569it lines up perfectly.
570
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573While I'm sure it was
574your mother's cooking skills
575
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578that made her so popular with
579Zed Zed Top and their ilk,
580
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583I know for a fact
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587that she does not make
588the best scrambled eggs.
589
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592Because my mom makes
593the best scrambled eggs.
594
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597<i>Kids, we've known</i>
598<i>your Aunt Robin</i>
599
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602<i>for eight years at that point,</i>
603
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606<i>and here's what we knew</i>
607<i>about her mom.</i>
608
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611My mom is terrified
612of flying.
613
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616My mom got stung
617by a jellyfish.
618
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621My mom makes
622the best scrambled eggs.
623
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626<i>And... that's everything.</i>
627
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630In fact, she should be here
631any minute.
632
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635Barney,
636
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639maybe she can cook you
640some real scrambled eggs
641
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644so you can see what
645you've been missing.
646
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649Don't do this, Robin.
650You can't win the egg war.
651
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654Canadian scrambled eggs,
655how quaint.
656
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659Does your mom put maple syrup
660on them?
661
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664Ha, ha, ha,
665this is all very friendly.
666
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669Get out of this now.
670
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673Why not? We put maple syrup
674on everything else.
675
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678Aw.
679
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682That's it!
683
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686We need your omelet station.
687
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690My son's fiancée is
691about to get served...
692
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695some delicious
696scrambled eggs.
697
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700Or I could go out to the
701driveway and eat some gravel.
702
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705Wait. Sorry.
706Did you say gravel or gavel?
707
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710Gravel. Why would
711I say gavel?
712
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715Gavel.
716
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719Thank you, Linus.
720
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723Curtis, can I please
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727have a map to the lighthouse?
728
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731It's a very romantic lighthouse.
732
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735I can't even have a map?
736
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739It's a very romantic map.
740
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743I can't let you go
744without a date.
745
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748Wait a minute.
749Wait a minute.
750
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753What happened to that girl Cassie?
754Cassie?
755
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758<i>Cassie was the girl I'd spent</i>
759
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762<i>the entire previous night</i>
763<i>consoling.</i>
764
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767<i>Just consoling.</i>
768
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771Yeah, that's not happening.
772
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775<i>And then, in her anger,</i>
776
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779<i>Lily gave me a piece of advice</i>
780
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783<i>about which</i>
784<i>she would later say...</i>
785
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788Oh, mama, that was
789some bad advice.
790
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793Okay, here's why
794you're an idiot.
795
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798Did you find
799Cassie attractive?
800
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803I guess.
804Is she a relatively normal height?
805
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808Yeah.
809So end up with her already.
810
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813God, do you really think
814
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817that you're gonna find
818some perfect girl
819
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822who checks off every
823item on your list?
824
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827Well, not every item.
828
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831I mean, she doesn't have
832to share my love for coins.
833
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836Although it would
837be nice, just once,
838
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841not to have to go stag
842to Coin-Con.
843
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846Pull your head out
847of your ass, Mosby.
848
849188
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851Do you think Marshall
852always makes me happy?
853
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856I mean, sometimes being
857with him is a real trial.
858
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861Real trial.
862
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865Huh.
866
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869Did it to myself that time.
870
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873Look, Ted, it's
874time to settle.
875
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878Take this normal-sized chick
879up to the lighthouse
880
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883and fall in love with her
884
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887and quit bothering us with
888your dumb love life stuff.
889
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892God, I am so sick of being
893smarter than everyone else.
894
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897You're slipping, Linus.
898
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901We're running
902out of glasses.
903
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906Do you want to just go
907to the stupid lighthouse?
908
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911Ooh, zitch dog.
912
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915Cocker spaniel in the Jetta.
916
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919That's Marshall
920Eriksen-- 28,
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922204
92300:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,010
924Daphne-- zero.
925
926205
92700:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,820
928For the 28th time,
929
930206
93100:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,040
932I'm not playing
933your stupid game!
934
935207
93600:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,450
937Oh, stupid, huh?
938
939208
94000:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,520
941That's great.
942
943209
94400:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,540
945I guess Daphne gets
946to pick the music
947
948210
94900:07:47,540 --> 00:07:50,020
950and crap all over
951my fun road-trip games.
952
953211
95400:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,300
955You know, maybe
956Clint was right.
957
958212
95900:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,460
960Maybe we do need
961conflict resolution.
962
963213
96400:07:54,470 --> 00:07:55,660
965I knew you guys
966would come around.
967
968214
96900:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,940
970<i>And so I made up my mind</i>
971<i>to settle for Cassie.</i>
972
973215
97400:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05
975So, um, what kind
976of music do you like?
977
978216
97900:08:05 --> 00:08:07,870
980Hmm... nothing.
981
982217
98300:08:09,970 --> 00:08:11,720
984<i>Still, I felt optimistic.</i>
985
986218
98700:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,810
988<i>After all,</i>
989<i>Cassie was cute and single</i>
990
991219
99200:08:13,810 --> 00:08:16,310
993<i>and heck, it's not like</i>
994<i>the universe was telling us</i>
995
996220
99700:08:16,310 --> 00:08:17,710
998<i>we shouldn't be together.</i>
999
1000221
100100:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,320
1002Here we are. Enjoy.
1003
1004222
100500:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,720
1006Remember: happy wife,
1007happy life.
1008
1009223
101000:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,020
1011Pretend
1012they're just okay.
1013
1014224
101500:08:28,020 --> 00:08:31,270
1016Please, Lily,
1017I think I can manage to...
1018
1019225
102000:08:32,190 --> 00:08:34,160
1021Oh, my God.
1022
1023226
102400:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,360
1025I'm eight years
1026old again,
1027
1028227
102900:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,710
1030and life is perfect,
1031
1032228
103300:08:36,710 --> 00:08:39,150
1034and I haven't peed my shorts
1035in front of 350 Webelos
1036
1037229
103800:08:39,150 --> 00:08:41,880
1039at the Pinewood Derby Regionals
1040in Wheeling, West Virginia.
1041
1042230
104300:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,050
1044I'm sorry, Robin.
1045
1046231
104700:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,390
1048What do you think, Lily?
1049
1050232
105100:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,040
1052Oh, my God,
1053they are so delicious.
1054
1055233
105600:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,410
1057Even more delicious than
1058finding out Barney peed himself
1059
1060234
106100:08:49,410 --> 00:08:52,290
1062at the Pinewood Derby Regionals
1063in Wheeling, West Virginia.
1064
1065235
106600:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,850
1067I'm sorry, Robin.
1068
1069236
107000:08:53,850 --> 00:08:54,760
1071Mmm.
1072Come on,
1073
1074237
107500:08:54,770 --> 00:08:55,850
1076they can't be
1077that good.
1078
1079238
108000:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,630
1081Oh!
1082
1083239
108400:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,550
1085Excuse me, Mrs. Stinson,
1086some of our guests
1087
1088240
108900:08:59,550 --> 00:09:01,250
1090smelled your scrambled eggs
1091and were wondering
1092
1093241
109400:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,520
1095if you could make some
1096for them as well.
1097
1098242
109900:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,090
1100Oh, I don't think I should...
1101
1102243
110300:09:05,090 --> 00:09:08,360
1104Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
1105Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
1106
1107244
110800:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,810
1109Eggs! Eggs!
1110
1111245
111200:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,280
1113Clint, what are
1114you doing here?
1115
1116246
111700:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,070
1118What the Ohio State Board of
1119Holistic Medicine has repeatedly
1120
1121247
112200:09:14,070 --> 00:09:17,290
1123told me I'm in no way qualified
1124to do: my job.
1125
1126248
112700:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,440
1128When I see a conflict
1129needs resolving, I must act.
1130
1131249
113200:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,380
1133Plus, Ted's mom wanted me out
1134of the house.
1135
1136250
113700:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,710
1138So, today, we're gonna build
1139a new paradigm
1140
1141251
114200:09:24,710 --> 00:09:26,240
1143of understanding,
1144
1145252
114600:09:26,250 --> 00:09:29,050
1147and then you're gonna swoop me
1148on back to Shaker Heights.
1149
1150253
115100:09:29,050 --> 00:09:30,080
1152Oh, I need to stop
1153
1154254
115500:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,550
1156at Record Rev on Coventry.
1157
1158255
115900:09:31,550 --> 00:09:32,840
1160My vaporizer's ready.
1161
1162256
116300:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,500
1164Marshall, pull over
1165and dump this hippie
1166
1167257
116800:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,920
1169on the side of the road.
1170
1171258
117200:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,120
1173I can't do that.
1174
1175259
117600:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,890
1177♪ Gonna resolve
1178some conflicts ♪
1179
1180260
118100:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,560
1182♪ Gonna resolve some conflicts
1183
1184261
118500:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,960
1186Daphne picks the music.
1187
1188262
118900:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,300
1190♪ Gonna end this argument
1191
1192263
119300:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,010
1194♪ Between Marshall
1195and his mistress. ♪
1196
1197264
119800:09:45,020 --> 00:09:46,900
1199Oh, come on.
1200Daphne picks the music!
1201
1202265
120300:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,740
1204Ow! Stupid racecar!
1205
1206266
120700:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,900
1208This is why children
1209should not have toys!
1210
1211267
121200:09:51,910 --> 00:09:53,910
1213Look, maybe this lighthouse
1214thing isn't such a good idea.
1215
1216268
121700:09:53,910 --> 00:09:55,070
1218No, you don't.
1219
1220269
122100:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,810
1222You committed,
1223
1224270
122500:09:56,810 --> 00:09:58,940
1226and so did I, so let's go.
1227
1228271
122900:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,910
1230Oh. Ow! Oh!
1231
1232272
123300:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,780
1234Actually, it's feeling better.
1235
1236273
123700:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,280
1238Ow! Oh! No, it's not.
1239
1240274
124100:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,290
1242Oh.
1243
1244275
124500:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,090
1246Mom, I don't know
1247why your phone is off.
1248
1249276
125000:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,290
1251Maybe you left your charger
1252in the pickup truck.
1253
1254277
125500:10:12,540 --> 00:10:14,340
1256But I need you to get here
1257as fast  possible.
1258
1259278
126000:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,430
1261I know
1262you're probably gonna want
1263
1264279
126500:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,830
1266to take a hot bath
1267when you get in.
1268
1269280
127000:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,760
1271She fits in a bathtub.
1272
1273281
127400:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,680
1275That's good news. Unless...
1276
1277282
127800:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,700
1279Oh, God, how big are
1280Canadian bathtubs?
1281
1282283
128300:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,850
1284People ever line up
1285
1286284
128700:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,100
1288like this for your mom's eggs?
1289
1290285
129100:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,190
1292Loretta, even <i>I</i> could make
1293better eggs than this.
1294
1295286
129600:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,940
1297Oh, I'd love it
1298if you'd come teach me
1299
1300287
130100:10:31,950 --> 00:10:33,140
1302how to make scrambled eggs.
1303
1304288
130500:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,950
1306It's a scramble-off,
1307everybody!
1308
1309289
131000:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,030
1311A scramble-off
1312to the death!
1313
1314290
131500:10:37,030 --> 00:10:39,320
1316Someone go watch
1317for the cops!
1318
1319291
132000:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,400
1321Maybe we should have read up
1322on this town
1323
1324292
132500:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,540
1326before booking our wedding.
1327
1328293
132900:10:43,540 --> 00:10:46,460
1330Let's do some,
1331"When you... I feel."
1332
1333294
133400:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,860
1335All right, for example,
1336
1337295
133800:10:47,860 --> 00:10:51,160
1339when you don't
1340do trust falls,
1341
1342296
134300:10:51,160 --> 00:10:55,220
1344I feel like you
1345should do trust falls.
1346
1347297
134800:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,840
1349So just do the
1350damn trust falls.
1351
1352298
135300:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,870
1354I'm driving a car, Clint.
1355
1356299
135700:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,310
1358Okay,
1359
1360300
136100:11:00,310 --> 00:11:03,180
1362uh, Daphne, when you say
1363"Drill, baby, drill"
1364
1365301
136600:11:03,180 --> 00:11:06,060
1367every time
1368that we pass a gas station,
1369
1370302
137100:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,010
1372I feel invalidated.
1373
1374303
137500:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,520
1376Marshall, when you talk,
1377I feel shut up!
1378
1379304
138000:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,380
1381That's very good, both of you.
1382
1383305
138400:11:12,390 --> 00:11:14,240
1385Really? Both of us?
1386
1387306
138800:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,440
1389Name one energy
1390that's better than oil.
1391
1392307
139300:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,990
1394Wind, solar, hydroelectric.
1395
1396308
139700:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,580
1398You see what I've been dealing
1399with, Clint?
1400
1401309
140200:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,860
1403♪ The sticky petroleum
1404clings... ♪
1405
1406310
140700:11:21,860 --> 00:11:23,030
1408Please not now, Clint.
1409
1410311
141100:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,730
1412♪ To the pelican's
1413broken wings ♪
1414
1415312
141600:11:25,730 --> 00:11:29,670
1417♪ Hey, Mr. Oilman,
1418what have you done... ♪
1419
1420313
142100:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,570
1422Stop, stop, stop, please.
1423Enough! Clint,
1424
1425314
142600:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,370
1427I'm tired of your beard
1428and I'm tired
1429
1430315
143100:11:33,370 --> 00:11:35,540
1432of this stupid therapy session.
1433And I'm tired
1434
1435316
143600:11:35,540 --> 00:11:39,080
1437of the way that your songs have
1438a-a laxative effect on Marvin!
1439
1440317
144100:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,080
1442And on me. Every time
1443Clint starts singing,
1444
1445318
144600:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,850
1447I just got to go.
1448Yeah.
1449
1450319
145100:11:42,850 --> 00:11:46,750
1452It's like, uh, the only
1453trust fall when you sing
1454
1455320
145600:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,720
1457is that I "trust"
1458that a piece of poop
1459
1460321
146100:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,280
1462is gonna "fall" out
1463of my son's butt.
1464
1465322
146600:11:55,780 --> 00:11:58,060
1467Hey, Clint, how about that?
1468
1469323
147000:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,730
1471You got us to agree on something.
1472Yeah.
1473
1474324
147500:11:59,730 --> 00:12:02,650
1476We both think you're a loser.
1477
1478325
147900:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,770
1480This therapy works.
1481
1482326
148300:12:04,770 --> 00:12:06,160
1484No!
1485
1486327
148700:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,120
1488That is not the way
1489therapy works at all!
1490
1491328
149200:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,110
1493Do you think this is
1494some kind of a joke?!
1495
1496329
149700:12:10,110 --> 00:12:11,740
1498This is my career!
1499
1500330
150100:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,660
1502I will not go back to
1503coaching the Browns!
1504
1505331
150600:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,660
1507Why can't people take
1508
1509332
151000:12:15,670 --> 00:12:17,080
1511what I do seriously?!
1512
1513333
151400:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,080
1515God!
1516
1517334
151800:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,720
1519Oh, my God. One more.
1520
1521335
152200:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,890
1523Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God.
1524
1525336
152600:12:30,310 --> 00:12:33,650
1527God, that was a lot of stairs.
1528I'm exhausted.
1529
1530337
153100:12:33,650 --> 00:12:35,630
1532My chest is on fire.
1533
1534338
153500:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,990
1536Oh.
1537
1538339
153900:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,070
1540Ooh! So, Mr. Arch-itect,
1541
1542340
154300:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,820
1544what do we do now?
1545
1546341
154700:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,410
1548Fall in love or something?
1549
1550342
155100:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,500
1552<i>And, kids, as I stood</i>
1553<i>on that lighthouse</i>
1554
1555343
155600:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,820
1557<i>and looked at that girl, I felt</i>
1558<i>something happen inside me,</i>
1559
1560344
156100:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,340
1562<i>something that had only</i>
1563<i>happened one other time</i>
1564
1565345
156600:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,250
1567<i>in my entire adult life.</i>
1568
1569346
157000:12:57,340 --> 00:12:59,040
1571<i>Okay, scrambled eggs.</i>
1572
1573347
157400:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,840
1575Here we go.
1576
1577348
157800:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,140
1579Where is the egg opener?
1580
1581349
158200:13:04,510 --> 00:13:07,330
1583Never mind. I'll pre-scramble
1584them. It's fine.
1585
1586350
158700:13:08,380 --> 00:13:11
1588Okay, fine, Loretta.
1589You know what? You win.
1590
1591351
159200:13:11 --> 00:13:11,840
1593I don't
1594know how
1595
1596352
159700:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,010
1598to cook egg.
1599
1600353
160100:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,940
1602If you don't even know how
1603to make scrambled eggs,
1604
1605354
160600:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,340
1607I just worry what
1608kind of breakfast
1609
1610355
161100:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,980
1612you're gonna be serving
1613my grandchildren.
1614
1615356
161600:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,780
1617Well, lucky you
1618
1619357
162000:13:21,780 --> 00:13:25,230
1621because that is one thing you
1622won't ever have to worry about.
1623
1624358
162500:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,460
1626Mom, Robin
1627can't have kids.
1628
1629359
163000:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,890
1631Every single job I take on,
1632it's always the same!
1633
1634360
163500:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,470
1636"The coffee maker has to stay
1637in the office, Clint!"
1638
1639361
164000:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,480
1641"You still have to wear pants
1642on Casual Friday, Clint!"
1643
1644362
164500:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,310
1646"We didn't
1647
1648363
164900:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,560
1650hire you, Clint!"
1651
1652364
165300:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,960
1654Well, God,
1655I'm-I'm...
1656
1657365
165800:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,460
1659I'm just sick of it. I'm si...
1660
1661366
166200:13:54,470 --> 00:13:57,800
1663Ow. Ow. Oh, I can hear
1664my blood right now.
1665
1666367
166700:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,940
1668I'm having an attack.
1669I'm having a blood attack.
1670
1671368
167200:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,100
1673A blood attack?
1674
1675369
167600:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,440
1677Yeah. Pull over. I need...
1678I-I need to meditate.
1679
1680370
168100:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,240
1682I got to get my heart rate down.
1683I'll... Ow! Pull over.
1684
1685371
168600:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,410
1687We're in the middle of nowhere.
1688Pull over!
1689
1690372
169100:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,280
1692Zitch dog, Labradoodle
1693in a Ford Fusion! Ow!
1694
1695373
169600:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,780
1697God...
1698
1699374
170000:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,920
1701Robin can't have kids?
1702
1703375
170400:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,620
1705But you always wanted children.
1706
1707376
170800:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,560
1709No, I always <i>liked</i> children.
1710
1711377
171200:14:17,560 --> 00:14:21,220
1713I've always <i>wanted</i> a Lamborghini
1714where there's a hot tub inside.
1715
1716378
171700:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,380
1718God, I wish that existed.
1719
1720379
172100:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,260
1722So no grandkids.
1723
1724380
172500:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,430
1726How long have you known
1727about this?
1728
1729381
173000:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,470
1731I found out last fall.
1732
1733382
173400:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,640
1735<i>Robin and I had been</i>
1736<i>hanging out downtown</i>
1737
1738383
173900:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,320
1740<i>at this very cool secret bar.</i>
1741
1742384
174300:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,610
1744What a lovely place!
1745
1746385
174700:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,730
1748Have you ever had
1749sushi that fresh?
1750
1751386
175200:14:39,730 --> 00:14:42,450
1753Okay, I am never getting
1754on a mechanical bull again.
1755
1756387
175700:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,530
1758I can't believe Marshall
1759and Lily missed out.
1760
1761388
176200:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,070
1763Promise me,
1764if you ever have kids,
1765
1766389
176700:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,040
1768you'll sometimes get
1769a babysitter
1770
1771390
177200:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,860
1773and come have an epic night.
1774
1775391
177600:14:52,860 --> 00:14:56,490
1777Oh, and, P.S., bring the
1778babysitter, she sounds dirty.
1779
1780392
178100:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,530
1782Actually, I, uh,
1783I can't have kids,
1784
1785393
178600:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,080
1787so that's not an issue.
1788
1789394
179000:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,530
1791Really?
1792
1793395
179400:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,870
1795Yeah.
1796
1797396
179800:15:12,590 --> 00:15:15,150
1799Is it weird
1800that I'm hugging you like this?
1801
1802397
180300:15:16 --> 00:15:19,400
1804No, it's not weird.
1805
1806398
180700:15:22,970 --> 00:15:26,220
1808Now it's weird. Mm-hmm.
1809Yep, the rain makes it weird.
1810
1811399
181200:15:26,220 --> 00:15:29,610
1813Mom, I'm not marrying
1814some future possibility
1815
1816400
181700:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,230
1818of starting a family.
1819
1820401
182100:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,500
1822I'm marrying a girl.
1823
1824402
182500:15:34,420 --> 00:15:37,170
1826Who means more to me than kids.
1827
1828403
182900:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,420
1830Or my career.
1831
1832404
183300:15:39,420 --> 00:15:42,290
1834Or even the Lambor-cuzzi,
1835patent pending.
1836
1837405
183800:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,510
1839So please...
1840
1841406
184200:15:46,340 --> 00:15:47,630
1843...be nice to her?
1844
1845407
184600:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,670
1847<i>This is ridiculous.</i>
1848
1849408
185000:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,200
1851Get out there
1852and drag Clint's
1853
1854409
185500:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,300
1856downward-facing ass back in here
1857so we can get going.
1858
1859410
186000:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,890
1861Just let him do his thing.
1862
1863411
186400:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,930
1865Do you know why
1866the Daphnes of the world
1867
1868412
186900:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,530
1870always get to pick the music
1871
1872413
187300:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,820
1874and the Marshalls pay
1875all the tolls?
1876
1877414
187800:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,820
1879Because
1880the Marshalls
1881
1882415
188300:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,620
1884are so concerned
1885
1886416
188700:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,700
1888with letting everybody
1889do their thing,
1890
1891417
189200:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,940
1893and the Daphnes
1894are taking care of Daphne.
1895
1896418
189700:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,710
1898You can talk to me about solar
1899or wind or hydro-whatever,
1900
1901419
190200:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,450
1903but the world is always gonna
1904push you around, Marshall.
1905
1906420
190700:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,050
1908Until you learn
1909to go nuclear.
1910
1911421
191200:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,950
1913What are you doing?
1914
1915422
191600:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,840
1917Is this real?
1918
1919423
192000:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,230
1921Are you doing this?
1922
1923424
192400:16:38,510 --> 00:16:39,850
1925We need some driving music.
1926
1927425
192800:16:39,850 --> 00:16:40,350
1929No!
1930
1931426
193200:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,070
1933You threw a live grenade
1934into my marriage.
1935
1936427
193700:16:48,810 --> 00:16:51,660
1938You screwed up my whole world.
1939
1940428
194100:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,740
1942So from now on...
1943
1944429
194500:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,650
1946we listen to my music.
1947
1948430
194900:16:58,620 --> 00:17:02,150
1950♪ But I would walk 500 miles
1951
1952431
195300:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,490
1954♪ And I would walk 500 more...
1955
1956432
195700:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,260
1958I hate this song.
1959
1960433
196100:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,710
1962Give it time.
1963
1964434
196500:17:09,830 --> 00:17:13,350
1966Zitch dog, beagle
1967in a Beetle.
1968
1969435
197000:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,880
1971Don't let Loretta
1972get to you.
1973
1974436
197500:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,190
1976Hey, when your mom gets here,
1977do you want to all go--
1978
1979437
198000:17:19,190 --> 00:17:22,860
1981I don't know--
1982avoid jellyfish?
1983
1984438
198500:17:22,860 --> 00:17:23,720
1986She's not coming.
1987
1988439
198900:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,280
1990What?
1991
1992440
199300:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,980
1994I finally got a hold of her.
1995
1996441
199700:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,010
1998She, um, never got on the plane.
1999
2000442
200100:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,560
2002She was too scared.
2003
2004443
200500:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,150
2006She won't be
2007at her daughter's wedding.
2008
2009444
201000:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,460
2011If that is the case...
2012
2013445
201400:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,910
2015can we tell Barney
2016she's super fat?
2017
2018446
201900:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,080
2020It would mean the world to me.
2021
2022447
202300:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,800
2024Of course.
2025
2026448
202700:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,220
2028Oh, here we go.
2029
2030449
203100:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,590
2032Listen, Robin...
2033Loretta,
2034
2035450
203600:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,040
2037not now. Robin just found out
2038
2039451
204000:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,710
2041her mom's not coming
2042to the wedding.
2043
2044452
204500:18:02,650 --> 00:18:03,880
2046Oh.
2047
2048453
204900:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,780
2050Well, uh, okay.
2051
2052454
205300:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07
2054Loretta...
2055
2056455
205700:18:07 --> 00:18:08,270
2058My name's Mom.
2059
2060456
206100:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,390
2062Don't you ever call me
2063anything else.
2064
2065457
206600:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,600
2067I'm Mom.
2068
2069458
207000:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,890
2071Okay.
2072
2073459
207400:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,090
2075Mom.
2076
2077460
207800:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,330
2079I'm sorry.
2080Sometimes I get...
2081
2082461
208300:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,500
2084...carried away.
2085
2086462
208700:18:23,250 --> 00:18:27,120
2088Your eggs are great, by the way.
2089
2090463
209100:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,740
2092<i>Oh, mama,</i>
2093
2094464
209500:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,510
2096that was some bad advice.
2097
2098465
209900:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,760
2100Thanks, Lil.
2101
2102466
210300:18:32,430 --> 00:18:33,240
2104But you know what sucks?
2105
2106467
210700:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,460
2108When I was
2109at the top
2110
2111468
211200:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,630
2113of that lighthouse,
2114
2115469
211600:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,430
2117despite everything else...
2118
2119470
212000:18:37,430 --> 00:18:40,380
2121Wow. It's like traveling
2122back in time.
2123
2124471
212500:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,520
2126Just stop talking.
2127
2128472
212900:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,310
2130<i>...it was breathtaking.</i>
2131
2132473
213300:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,590
2134And I wasted it.
2135
2136474
213700:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,610
2138I mean, how many places
2139have I ruined forever
2140
2141475
214200:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,530
2143by being there
2144with the wrong girl?
2145
2146476
214700:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,900
2148So come back
2149with the right girl.
2150
2151477
215200:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,780
2153I don't know.
2154
2155478
215600:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,070
2157I'm starting to think a person
2158gets a certain allotment
2159
2160479
216100:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,770
2162of lighthouses per lifetime.
2163
2164480
216500:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,040
2166And I've used all mine up.
2167
2168481
216900:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,880
2170<i>And that, kids, is the kind</i>
2171<i>of stupid thing you say</i>
2172
2173482
217400:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,110
2175<i>before you've met the person</i>
2176<i>who hits the reset button</i>
2177
2178483
217900:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,660
2180<i>on the world,</i>
2181<i>who makes everything new again,</i>
2182
2183484
218400:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,080
2185<i>who makes it seem ridiculous</i>
2186
2187485
218800:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,220
2189<i>that you ever considered</i>
2190<i>settling,</i>
2191
2192486
219300:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,670
2194<i>because not two years later...</i>
2195
2196487
219700:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,290
2198Look at that.
2199
2200488
220100:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,010
2202It's like traveling
2203back in time.
2204
2205489
220600:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,020
2207That is exactly what I said.
2208
2209490
221000:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,640
2211Why couldn't it have been you
2212here with me two years ago?
2213
2214491
221500:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,900
2216That's probably
2217for the best.
2218
2219492
222000:19:34,910 --> 00:19:36,860
2221When you vomit, I vomit.
2222
2223493
222400:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,310
2225You know that.
2226
2227494
222800:19:38,310 --> 00:19:42,700
2229Well, thanks for being
2230here with me now.
2231
2232495
223300:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,480
2234Thanks for bringing me.
2235
2236496
223700:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,820
2238Wow.
2239
2240497
224100:19:49,820 --> 00:19:53,660
2242It is just
2243bonkers beautiful here.
2244
2245498
224600:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,490
2247I don't know how you could
2248improve on a day like this.
2249
2250499
225100:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,440
2252Well, I'm gonna try.
2253
2254500
225500:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,560
2256Whoa.
2257
2258501
225900:20:14,450 --> 00:20:15,560
2260Will you...
2261
2262502
226300:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,480
2264Yes.
2265
2266503
226700:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,450
2268You didn't even let me...
2269
2270504
227100:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,400
2272Yes.
2273
2274505
227500:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,680
2276Marry me?
2277
2278506
227900:20:20,690 --> 00:20:21,820
2280Yes, yes, yes, yes.
2281
2282507
228300:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,740
2284Yes, yes... yes.
2285
2286508
228700:20:27,040 --> 00:20:31,410
2288♪ Just try,
2289try a little tenderness ♪
2290
2291509
229200:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,800
2293♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to
2294
2295510
229600:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,300
2297♪ Know how to love her, man
2298
2299511
230000:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,300
2301♪ Take this advice, man
2302
2303512
230400:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,550
2305♪ You got to squeeze her
2306
2307513
230800:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,060
2309♪ Don't tease her. ♪
2310
2311514
231200:20:50,980 --> 00:20:55,980
2313== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
2314<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>
2315
2316515
231700:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,060
2318Son of a bitch!
2319